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"She makes wild the gentle oceans
of my soul."

It takes time to get to know each other. I want to see the way you tick, feel out what makes you laugh, and curate an experience that makes every minute seem like an hour. As a result, my rates are tailored heavily in favor of longer engagements, because when we’re having fun who wants to be watching the clock? 

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The Lair

Rumble in the Jungle

Wild Child

The Tiger Pit

4 hrs / $2400

6 hr / $3200

14 hrs / $5000

Shall we get dinner and discuss the latest installation at the Met over oysters? Don't mind if we do...

Let's really take our time. Six hours is ideal for cocktails, food, and an electrifying post-dinner amuse bouche. Let's wine, dine, and be divine.

Let's paint the town red, or leave it altogether. This is for watching sunrises together, or commenting on the moon. Let's test our stamina. 

Wanna be top dog?  Be my pick of the litter with priority booking, intimate correspondence, and more. Now you have my attention. 

Sitting Duck

Quick Safari 

Hunting Party

A Tangled Web

1 hr / $900

1.5 hrs / $1200

2 hrs / $1600

3 hrs / $2100

While an hour doesn't feel like a lot, sometimes a ticking clock is the best thrill. 

Extend your doctor's appointment just a little, won't you? You can blame it on the traffic. (NYC minimum)

Preferred introduction. A perfect way to end the night or lengthen a lunch hour. Two hours that are just ours. 

My favorite choice, this leaves plenty of time for my favorite activity; champagne in bed and a titillating long conversation. 

I'm passport equipped, multi-lingual, and tan easily.

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All FMTY and travel dates require a 50% deposit as well as travel expenses to be paid in advance. Advances for travel are non-refundable if our FMTY is cancelled due to travel delays, weather, or circumstances outside of my control. 

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You are responsible for organizing our itinerary. All accommodation, travel, dining and activities are to be booked by you, however if you need help I'm more than happy to provide suggestions, or for an extra fee I can plan our trip bespoke or book the hotel under my name.

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On a work trip but want some fun at the end of the day? I offer discounts for FMTY's if you're in your meetings and I get to wander around on my own for a bit. Nothing beats a conference or a boring convention then a little bit of fun at the end of the day <3

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